令人傻眼的化学老师>.<

我跟你们讲...我的CHEMISTRY老师真的有够力的!
第一天上他的课时...一个小时他就只教一个字的意思...
ISOTOPE...ELEMENT THAT HAVE SAME PROTON NUMBER BUT DIFFERENT NEUTRON NUMBER...
一个小时!就是为了写出一个他认为很好的DEFINITION!!!
哇靠!顶他不顺!
更够力的事陆续而来...
他进班都会问:"WHERE R WE?"
第一次上他的课时...我们就答他教到哪里...第几面酱...
怎知道他说:"NO...WHERE R WE?"
原来他要我们答他我们在哪一间课室...
揸到=.=不止!!!我们答了他WHERE R WE过后他还要写在WHITE BOARD!!!
还有!!!他不给我们叫他SIR...我们可以叫他的名字...KXXXXX...或者MR. KXXXXX...
可是不可以叫他IDIOT...哇唠!!!什么人来的!
他还有很多"金玉良言"...
THINKING IS MANDATORY IN MY CLASS...
DIPLOMATE...
GOOD PARROT...
GOLDEN RULE...
他都会把他的"金玉良言"写在白板上...
还有...他给我们时间THINK AND READ时...我们手上一定要有WRITTING INSTRUMENT...
有一次...有一位同学拿着HIGHLIGHT...他就问那位同学:"IS THIS UR WRITTING INSTRUMENT?NO..NO..NO..PLEASE TAKE OUT UR WRITTING INSTRUMENT..."
为什么要我们拿着WRITTING INSTRUMENT?
因为"ONCE YOU FINISH THINKING...PLEASE PUT UR WRITTING INSTRUMENT DOWN...WHEN ALL OF U FINISH...DEN I CAN START..."
还有!!!他很喜欢讲冷笑话的!可是又不好笑...不用紧!他还要逼我们笑!
"I JUST TOLD U A JOKE...U ALL ALSO DINT LAUGH?"
然后我们全部就要笑...哇靠~~难受到~~
还有!我们进LECTURER HALL时...还要PASS THE MESSAGE:"LAST PERSON PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR"
如果门没关他就会问WHO DINT PASS THE MSG?
有一次...我们关不到门...他就去关...
然后就讲:"SEE...I KNOW ALL THE TRICKS IN KTT..."
不止!!!他还要我们为他关到门而拍手!!!!
有一次还教我们怎样拍手!因为他讲不要拍太大声...会DISTURB到OTHER CLASS...
你讲有酱的老师你会吐血没有啊!!!

ONE DAY... PROTON, NEUTRON AND ELECTRON WENT TO A PUB...
AFTER TAT...PROTON PAY HIS BILL... THEN ELECTRON PAY HIS BILL...
WHEN NEUTRON WANT TO PAY HIS BILL..
THE BAR TENDER SAYS:"NEUTRON...NO CHARGE!"

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